secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it
Wet baby
I’ll punch the next person that says pitbulls are dangerous
Look at that smile
They are like furry hippos
Hippos are one of the most violent and dangerous animals on earth.
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Jean-Michel Basquiat
screenprint, from Anatomy, signed in pencil
executed 1982
755 by 560mm; 29¾ by 22in
TOUCHING PEOPLE’S LIVES IN A POSITIVE WAY IS AS CLOSE AS I CAN GET TO AN IDEA OF RELIGION.
BELIEF IN ONE’S SELF IS ONLY A MIRROR OF BELIEF IN OTHER PEOPLE AND EVERY PERSON.
-KEITH HARING JOURNALS, AGE 28
i made a tiny song tonight (and then made a tiny animation for it in like 15 minutes haha)
this %100 the only thing in my brain at work
(Source: everydaylouie)
please listen to this kitten I met today
TRANSCRIPT:
Kitten: BEEPBEepbeepbeepbeepbeep.
People: *surprised and delighted laughter*
@mostlycatsmostly
(Source: fartgallery)
me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby
cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts






